Terms of Service

By using this website, you agree that you understand it is a quiz about bangs and not professional hair advice.

The service

This website provides entertainment and self-reflection through a quiz about whether you should get bangs. Results are generated based on your answers and general principles about hair maintenance and emotional decision-making.

No guarantees

We cannot guarantee that following our advice will result in satisfaction with your hair. Bangs are complicated. Life is complicated. We are just a website.

Liability

We are not liable for any haircuts you get, regardless of whether you took our quiz first. Consult a licensed hairstylist for actual advice. They went to school for this.

Refund Policy

Just like getting bangs, we are non-refundable.

Once you unlock a result, it is yours forever. We cannot un-tell you the truth. We will not pretend we did not say what we said. This is a commitment. You should be familiar with those by now.

Changes

We may update these terms if we think of something funnier to write here.